Weekly Report

From: Sheck Juarez <sheckjaurez@plantsrus.com>
To: Darkest Lord "karlrove@houseofevil.com"
Subject: Weekly Report
Dear Karl,
Everything is going flawlessly. Your plan is once again executing as you have envisioned it, master.
I had a troublemaker attempt to attack my credibility today, but it was quickly quelled by our minions.Must keep a close eye on this one. I fear there may be more trouble to come. I know you'll want to bring in her whole family for "Interrogation" but I don't see that as being necessary. She is of no consequence to the Empire.

My report follows:
Community members are very upset about the vacancy left by Sandra Day O'Connor. Your ruse with Rehnquist was not widely accepted here, as you know they are not the individuals that we are used to dealing with (Of course thats why you sent me, your most Elite agent).

Live 8 was very popular. Just as you predicted, everyone is thinking about Africa again. Perfect.
How you can see the future as you do amazes me Oh Karl, master Karl.
You can release Bill Gates family. He has outlived his usefulness. Perhaps it may be a good idea to make another "Change of Leadership" at Microsoft. He has grown soft.

But alas, I do not dare question your sound and righteous judgement Oh Karl.

Have to go, someone is logging in.
Juarez out.